Jokes 1-20 (pdf)

Here are some of our favorite jokes. Click the question marks to see the answers. If you have a funny joke that you would like to share, send me an email. Your joke might end up on our website.

1. How do you know baseball players are rich? They always play on diamonds!

Jokes 1-20 (pdf)

2. What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!

3. Why don't elephants like to go to the beach? They always get sand in their trunks!

4. What kind of soda do trees drink? Root beer!

5. Where do chickens go on vacation? Sandy Egg-o!

6. What did the baseball glove say to the ball? Catch you later!

7. What did the paper say to the pencil? Looking sharp!

8. Why did the light bulb fail his math test? He wasn't very bright!

9. Why did the boy eat his homework?His teacher said, "It's a piece of cake!"

10. How do you make one disappear? Add a "g" and then it's gone!

11. Where do kids learn the ABCs?In L-M-N- tary school!

12. If two balls of string ran a race, which one would win?Neither, they'd be tied!

13. What did the librarian say to the noisy vegetables?Quiet, peas!

14. How do bees get to school?On a school buzz!

15. What kind of pictures do sailors paint?Watercolors!

16. Have you heard the one about the jumprope?Skip it!

17. Where do crayons go on vacation?Color-ado!

18. Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?It was tock-ing too much!

19. Why did the baseball player shut down his website?He wasn't getting any hits!

20. Where does a sheep put his books?In his baaaaackpack!


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Last update: December 12, 2015