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1. How do you know baseball
players are rich?
2. What did Zero say to Eight?
3. Why don't elephants like to go to the beach?
4. What kind of soda do trees drink?
5. Where do chickens go on vacation?
6. What did the baseball glove say to the
7. What did the paper say to the pencil?
8. Why did the light bulb fail his math test?
9. Why did the boy eat his homework?
10. How do you make one disappear?
11. Where do kids learn the ABCs?
12. If two balls of string ran a race, which one would
13. What did the librarian say to the noisy vegetables?
14. How do bees get to school?
15. What kind of pictures do sailors paint?
16. Have you heard the one about the jumprope?
17. Where do crayons go on vacation?
18. Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?
19. Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
20. Where does a sheep put his books?
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